He shoots and scores!

Ask me anything   American-Mexican male, born in East LA, Majored in History and minored in Art History, LA sports fanatic, hockey goalie extraordinaire, sci-fi dork, alcohol connoisseur, sarcastic wanker, and above all-these are the things I enjoy. C'est la vie!

Thus, this is what you will see from my blog. You can take the blue pill and bypass my blog, or you can take the red pill and escape the Allegory of the cave.

I will post on the following:

LA sports: Kings-2 time Stanley Cup Champion
Dodgers-why must you torture me, why?!?
USC-why would you accept me but not offer me scholarships knowing your tuition cost an arm and a fucken leg!?!
Lakers-When will Kobe leave, like really. I hated Michael and this individual is a copy of him, I want my Showtime Lakers back
Chivas USA and Galaxy-because I grew up playing soccer since it is in my blood
Hockey-any hockey related pieces but particularly Kings

Art: being an art minor I love this shit! Landscapes, architecture, classical paintings and sculptures, and monuments. You dig?!?

Ultrafacts: to please my quirky, ADD, and always wondering mind

Pop culture: mostly movie and show; LOTR, Marvel movies, Matrix, Last of the Mohicans, and tooooooo goddamn many to list. I will also post music; my genre usually falls along the lines of what KROQ in LA plays. Nevertheless, I have a large collection of music ranging from Zero 7 to Frank Sinatra to Rage Against the Machine to Mikel Erextrum to Heroes de Silencio to NWA.

Potpourri-anything else that catches my eye and I fancy. That was a vague statement but oh well.

Females: be warned, I love curvy women and I will post tasteful women, as they are the most beautiful of all creatures in this world and should be cherished. Sprinkled into my blog is a myriad of curvy beautiful woman for me to admire. So, if you are offended of seeing plus size beauties then you will hate my blog. On a plus, it reminds me that someday I may find a beautiful person to share my life. Yeah right, whom am I kidding!!!! But I can still imagine.

I do not claim to own any of the pictures on my blog, I was simply lucky enough to figure out the 'reblog' button once I gazed upon some pictures of my preference

DISCLAIMER: These thoughts and responses are my own, and do not belong to or reflect the thoughts of my employer. Unless stated otherwise, none of the pictures, are taken by me nor do I hold their rights.

KiK-woodieshockey

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

(via brokenspines-dreamingminds)

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unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

(Source: rage-comics-base, via xxsassycassiexx)

— 2 days ago with 266146 notes
DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:Wait-
Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:I didn't-
Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:PEACE
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haimtheblog:

gin-givenchy-gastronomy:

To that anon who asked about Danielle wearing a trench coat. This is the best I can do!
From the Sinclair interview

haimtheblog:

gin-givenchy-gastronomy:

To that anon who asked about Danielle wearing a trench coat. This is the best I can do!

From the Sinclair interview

— 2 days ago with 51 notes
person:so did u see the Hobb-
me:OHHHHHHHH MIIIIIIIIIISTY EYE OOOOOOF THE MOUNTAAIIIIIIIIIN BELOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW
— 3 days ago with 37189 notes
failnation:

Saw this guy park like this as I was walking into the mall. When I walked out, these notes were all over his car.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

Saw this guy park like this as I was walking into the mall. When I walked out, these notes were all over his car.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

— 3 days ago with 35 notes

fvkluxury:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

90skindofworld:

Carlton dropping some real shit

Carlton Banks on “acting White”

YES YES YES. Too many activists shame those who don’t act “black enough” because then that means they’re ashamed of their race 😑 like, on twitter this black guy said that black people who don’t go to HBCUS should be ashamed of themselves, because somehow the college you go too determines how “black” you are.

(via donxgar)

— 3 days ago with 196002 notes
"The US cannot control its own border with Mexico in peacetime. Yet, Obama expects Russia to not only control its border with Ukraine, but to also control rebels outside Russia. That’s ridiculous."
Mike Shedlock (via the-altar)
— 3 days ago with 6 notes

Personal Jesus // Depeche Mode

(Source: ttracks, via the-altar)

— 3 days ago with 2606 notes