He shoots and scores!

Ask me anything   American-Mexican male, born in East LA, Majored in History and minored in Art History, LA sports fanatic, hockey goalie extraordinaire, sci-fi dork, alcohol connoisseur, sarcastic wanker, and above all-these are the things I enjoy. C'est la vie!

Thus, this is what you will see from my blog. You can take the blue pill and bypass my blog, or you can take the red pill and escape the Allegory of the cave.

I will post on the following:

LA sports: Kings-2 time Stanley Cup Champion
Dodgers-why must you torture me, why?!?
USC-why would you accept me but not offer me scholarships knowing your tuition cost an arm and a fucken leg!?!
Lakers-When will Kobe leave, like really. I hated Michael and this individual is a copy of him, I want my Showtime Lakers back
Chivas USA and Galaxy-because I grew up playing soccer since it is in my blood
Hockey-any hockey related pieces but particularly Kings

Art: being an art minor I love this shit! Landscapes, architecture, classical paintings and sculptures, and monuments. You dig?!?

Ultrafacts: to please my quirky, ADD, and always wondering mind

Pop culture: mostly movie and show; LOTR, Marvel movies, Matrix, Last of the Mohicans, and tooooooo goddamn many to list. I will also post music; my genre usually falls along the lines of what KROQ in LA plays. Nevertheless, I have a large collection of music ranging from Zero 7 to Frank Sinatra to Rage Against the Machine to Mikel Erextrum to Heroes de Silencio to NWA.

Potpourri-anything else that catches my eye and I fancy. That was a vague statement but oh well.

Females: be warned, I love curvy women and I will post tasteful women, as they are the most beautiful of all creatures in this world and should be cherished. Sprinkled into my blog is a myriad of curvy beautiful woman for me to admire. So, if you are offended of seeing plus size beauties then you will hate my blog. On a plus, it reminds me that someday I may find a beautiful person to share my life. Yeah right, whom am I kidding!!!! But I can still imagine.

I do not claim to own any of the pictures on my blog, I was simply lucky enough to figure out the 'reblog' button once I gazed upon some pictures of my preference

DISCLAIMER: These thoughts and responses are my own, and do not belong to or reflect the thoughts of my employer. Unless stated otherwise, none of the pictures, are taken by me nor do I hold their rights.

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lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

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I feel like this season is all about my life and/or how I’d be in an apocalypse. Anyone else?

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nicolezepeda:

The store that has made my recovery from leg surgery extremely easy. Thank you gwynniebee for constantly sending me new dresses.

Love this dress from tbagslosangeles.

Link to Gwynnie Bee’s store: www.bit.ly/17L9PWD

nicolezepeda:

The store that has made my recovery from leg surgery extremely easy. Thank you gwynniebee for constantly sending me new dresses.

Love this dress from tbagslosangeles.

Link to Gwynnie Bee’s store: www.bit.ly/17L9PWD

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nicolezepeda:

Taking in the sun while in Union Square. It was beautiful outside.

nicolezepeda:

Taking in the sun while in Union Square. It was beautiful outside.

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kenyatta:

sandandglass:

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

I snorted.

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tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!


yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!

tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!

Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!

yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.

No food = no life.

Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!

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hollerade:

I need a hockey arena scented candle

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amanaboutworld:

Gem of Italy - Positano
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amanaboutworld:

Gem of Italy - Positano

For more original travel photography, follow amanaboutworld.tumblr.com

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